John Crist Tickets
HEB Performance Hall At Tobin Center for the Performing Arts | San Antonio, Texas
With a name like John Crist, you kind of have to be a Christian comic, or Christian something for that matter! One of the biggest names in all of comedy these days comes to HEB Performance Hall on Friday, November 21st. This performance is a part of his Jokes for Humans tour. In a lot of ways, it's the first full comedy tour that Crist is doing as an actual comedy superstar.
He was a big name, then he had to deal with some issues, AKA getting cancelled. Like many in the business, though, he now survived the chopping block, much to the delight of fans who love his brand of comedy. His set's going to leave you with some questions while guiding you through a ton of laughs. It's certainly worth the price of admission, which is starting at $69. Really, we're gonna do John Crist like that? In any case, click that "Buy Tickets" link now!
Christian comedian John Crist lights up H-E-B Performance Hall at The Tobin Center in San Antonio, Texas, on Friday, November 21, 2025, at 7:00 PM with his Jokes for Humans Tour. Famous for his clean, relatable sketches like “Church Lady” and his YouTube specials, Crist delivers a night of clever humor about everyday life and pop culture.
John Crist Comedy Experience
An evening of non-stop laughter fills H-E-B Performance Hall, with Crist’s quick wit and charming anecdotes poking fun at social trends and family quirks. A simple stage setup with vibrant spotlights enhances his engaging presence, creating a warm, giggle-packed atmosphere in this elegant venue.
H-E-B Performance Hall Seating Information
Situated at 100 Auditorium Cir, San Antonio, TX 78205, H-E-B Performance Hall seats 1,759 in a sophisticated, tiered layout. The seating map highlights orchestra seats, Sections A–E, rows A–P, for an intimate view of Crist’s lively performance, while balcony seats, Sections F–I, rows A–K, provide a wide view of the stage. Check the venue’s seating map to select your spot in this historic theater.
Parking at H-E-B Performance Hall
Parking options near H-E-B Performance Hall include nearby lots like the Tobin Center Parking Garage, starting at $10, credit or debit only. Downtown San Antonio spaces fill fast, so arrive early. Rideshare drop-offs at Auditorium Circle or VIA Metropolitan Transit buses to Downtown San Antonio offer easy access. Arrive 30 to 60 minutes early to park and enter smoothly.
Ticket Information
Click the “Buy Tickets” button on this page to grab your tickets starting at just $69 for this unforgettable comedy experience. Don’t wait, John Crist’s shows sell out quickly!
FAQs
How to get John Crist tickets?
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What happens if the show is cancelled or postponed?
Refunds are issued for cancellations, tickets remain valid for rescheduled dates.
How long is the show, and who can attend?
The show runs roughly 90 to 120 minutes with no breaks. It’s suitable for ages 12 and up due to mild mature humor, every attendee needs a ticket. Click the “Buy Tickets” button on this page to join the laughter!
